“in college you have to study 3x more often than what you are studying now”
3 x 0 = 0 life is good
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego